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trying to assist one of our friends with access to our Web site, IWMC received
the following message:
"Thanks for guiding me through cyberspace, your links worked perfectly.
Of course, I know I would have figured it out eventually.....(if I live so
long!). As for your suggestion, it has merit. Anything that brings in moolah has
merit.
However, why would anyone want to put a mouse in a computer. I have been
advised by an expensive consultant that I should stop eating sandwiches at my
keyboard, as the crumbs will mess up the mechanism. Surely mouse poop will do
the same? I can see putting a mouse in a clock (traditional knowledge tells me
that), but a mouse in a computer? (I smell a rat).
If you can raise, say a $100,000 ($200,000 would do a better job) I'll design
an international feasibility study. After all, we must insure that management is
based on science, and leave no room for this emotional stuff. I know you stand
in awe of President Lapointe -- as I do, of course -- but we must practice what
we preach (oops! no preaching, too extreme).
Keep working on these innovative solutions to our collective problems. If the
price is right, I'll be right behind you."
Can you guess who the author is? Let us have your answer. Aware that the
author is susceptible to flattery, IWMC will do its best to obtain one of his
books, with a special dedication, to the first good response received. 
