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International whaling
body seeks new members to
join either as majority or minority partners.
Benefits to majority partners include:
- Lowest possible fees
- Free political alliances
with wealthy countries
- A guarantee to look tough
on environmental issues once a year without having to make any actual
sacrifices
- No requirements to support
the rules of the organization. Flouting rules is encouraged.
- Extra free deals with
radical NGOs
Benefits to minority partners include:
- Loss of sovereign rights
- A monopoly in the
production of scientific data
- Opportunities to witness
political skullduggery
- Misrepresentation and
receipt of insults on a range of issues
- Accusations of bribery
whenever voting against the majority
Apply to the U.S. Department
of State with Instrument of Adherence.
Minority applicants may experience delays before accession.
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